Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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