I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
