I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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