i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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