I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The Olympian is in my bed
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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