I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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