operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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