Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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