First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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