question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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