your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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