I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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