Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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