it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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