I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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