WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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