Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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