On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
