grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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