new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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