Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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