Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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