that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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