put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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