so that wasnt chicken after all
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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