You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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