what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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