Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
did i walk over a car last night?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
PANTIES FOUND
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