so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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