Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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