I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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