Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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