youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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