I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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