We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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