Small penises have feelings too.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
