Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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