Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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