I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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