I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I currently don't understand fingers.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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