yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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