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Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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