When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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