i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I CAN MOONWALK!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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