My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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