You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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