i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So apparently I’m into choking now
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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