imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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