If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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