Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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