I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
there is another microwave in the elevator.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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