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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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