i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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