I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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