You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Farmville is her only friend.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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