I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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