I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Holy sore nipples Batman
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
