Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Pooping to opera.
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